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Matchday Seven: The Billy-Goats Snuffed
By: Scott |A note to the broadcast rights holders: Stop it. You’re not going to win and you’re just upsetting people. People like me, who just want to see their club play and have no other option but to rely on the Internet streams made available by unsung heroes. For the profits that come from every kit, [...]
Aw, FCK.
By: Scott |The Kaiserslautern coat-of-arms might give the appearance of harmlessness, with its friendly little fish mouthing a happy hello, but today the fish were swimming in their own waters, and that undoubtedly went a long way toward helping the Red Devils do what no team has managed yet to do since the 2008/2009 Pokal final: beat [...]
Matchday Six: Putting your best foot too forward
By: Scott |Some 30, 000 fans packed BayArena this Sunday afternoon, the greater share of them hoping to see a bit of history. Were they eager for any piece of history, they wouldn’t have been disappointed. But instead of being at the match in which Stefan Kießling set a Bundesliga record for scoring in each of a [...]
Bobel to Bayer
By: Scott |Bayer, today, announced that they’ve signed Tomasz Bobel to a one-year contract to replace Benedikt Fernandez as second ‘keeper.
Matchday Five: Card Tricks
By: Scott |Pretend, for a moment, that you’re a pretty girl. Maybe some of you actually are. Maybe some of you have been pretending that all weekend, and making good money at it. But, still. Pretend you’re a pretty girl and it’s prom night and your date is the unsightly fat guy. Sure: you’ve got a date [...]






