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Matchday Four: When winning’s not enough
By: Scott |Earlier this week I read that Jupp Heynckes had told the squad to enjoy their time at the top of the table because it wasn’t going to last. He was right, but it wasn’t through any fault of their own that Leverkusen slipped down to second place. The match against Bochum showed a determined team, [...]
Number one? This will not do!
By: Scott |Complacency and Victory will rarely be seen walking the beach together and those choosing to rest on their laurels soon find themselves driven from their leadership position like an aged ape with a bum leg. Although Jupp Heynckes rewarded the squad with two days off following the past weekend’s trouncing of Freiburg, his immediate response [...]
Matchday Three; Lord have mercy
By: Scott |In Freiburg, should you ever have occasion to go, you will find a breath-taking example of Gothic architecture. The Freiburger Münster, a cathedral that only the least observant of sighted beings would be able to miss towering above the city, took 300 years to build and I’d encourage you to climb to the top of [...]
Bender bumped up
By: Scott |Looks like we won’t be waiting until next season to dress Lars Bender in black and red after all. Originally set to transfer to our squad in the summer of 2010, the Werkself and 2 Bundesliga 1860 München have agreed to terms allowing the midfield phenom to move over effective immediately.
Matchday Two; Our house is a very fine house.
By: Scott |There’s a certain pride that comes with moving into a new home. You paint, maybe stain the wood floors, add some wainscoting. Make the place your own. Then, for reasons known only to women and men with personalities too diminutive to hold its own with a dog, someone brings a cat in. Cat’s sorta cute [...]
First Matchday: Send in the clowns
By: Scott |Mainz, says Rudi Völler, has a mosquito problem. That problem, in particular, involves Aristide Bancé.
“He’s three-metres tall,” Völler says of the Mainz striker. “Yet a mosquito lands on his back and it’s enough to knock him down.”
It wasn’t literally a mosquito, of course, but the towering defender, Sami Hyypiä. One wouldn’t [...]
Ahead of the Bundesliga start, the Werkself get Mannschafted
By: Scott |Undoubtedly we’re all giddy as schoolgirls about this weekend’s start to the season, but the longest week supporters have to sit through has also been the quietest on the news front.
Vidal is back from Chile and set for Saturday’s match against a stumbling Mainz side, who are already off to a shaky start. With [...]
Derdiyok saves face for the squad
By: Scott |One of the nice things about the Pokal for those of us beyond a train ride away from the stadium, is getting to see teams like FC Magdeburg and SC Preußen Münster play- the latter of whom provided some of the more exciting footy of the opening round so far, and who didn’t deserve to [...]






